I just finished an intense week of critiquing, writing, participating in a fantasy class with author Holly Black, networking, and hilarity! A week in which I got no sleep. The Writing and Illustrating For Young Readers conference was everything I hoped it would be. I will now write a text-heavy post detailing all the knowledge gems I acquired. Naaah! Kidding! To make it interesting, here it is in the style of my middle-grade protagonist.